His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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