TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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