He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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