I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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