when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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