Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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