party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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