I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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