you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
