can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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