Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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