Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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