Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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