oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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