Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
this will be a night to untag.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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