So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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