I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
