i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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