Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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