are you still at the devil's house?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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