So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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