i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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