Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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