At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
