East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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