We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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