**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
