He asked to "fluff my boner.."
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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