Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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