youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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