So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
thus making me awesome and them whores
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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