I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
