We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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