nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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