It's like God shit irony all over that family
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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