My brain says no but my pants say off.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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