Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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