He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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