just come out here and I will go home with you...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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