Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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