did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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