Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Drake has all the answers
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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