scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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