i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Michael Bay diarrhea
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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