But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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