Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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