is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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