Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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