She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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