Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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