did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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